9/25/2023 0 Comments New age of empires 4![]() “I mean, those trebuchets launched some nasty stuff,” interjects Isgreen, coming to his colleague’s rescue. I find this diagram of a trebuchet's key parts, from the AoE4 documentary, to be extremely satisfying. I want to put my enemies through Sting’s greatest hits, on the hour every hour, from a range of three hundred metres. I don’t want animations of bees I want bees. “In the future,” Duffy offers, in an attempt to placate me, “we'll, ah, we could add a cosmetic mod which makes the trebuchet firing animation show a nest of bees being fired…” It’s a spirited offer from the Relic Entertainment director, but it’s not enough. ![]() “Maybe we should have pulled some punches on the dialogue there, as it also talked about firing dead bodies, and I’m not sure that’ll work for a teen-rated game.” ![]() “I’ll be quite upset if there aren’t bees,” I add, just in case this was mistaken for a cheery nod to the trebuchet film, rather than a brutally serious question.
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